February 2012
yuribabes:
tsundere-and-lightning replied to your post: homemade-awesome replied to your post: you guys…
draw a butt eating pancakes
i did this one first because its the best request ive ever gotten
i hope that butt enjoys those pancakes
those look like good pancakes
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
acetrainerbitch:
they said they thought black and white 2 was a dumb idea
so I wore black and white 2 their funeral
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
I saw Conan O'Brien's lesbian doppelganger on the...
northerngrizzlywarrior:
madammonkey:
saddest ship in homestuck
patriotsheep:
rufiozuko:
Dave has an AKAI MPC-1000… that’s dope.
& just got told I have to read the “pesterings”… thanks @mpanighetti
Things are making more sense now.
chain-of-prospit:
rufiozuko:
I’m laughing… I don’t know if it’s Homestuck, my reaction to Homestuck or your reactions to my reactions of Homestuck.
Yeah, this whole thing is weird.
megaparsecs:
The dashes are empty. Posts skim the voids keeping bloggers apart, as if grazing the hollow of a cut reed, or say, a plundered inbox. A familiar note is produced. It’s the one Exhalation plays to keep its instrument in tune.
It is Sunday night, and as with all Sundays preceding it, something feels missing from your life. The poster presently eluding you is only the latest sleight of...
trendingtopicc:
Ms. Prada - Big dick Song
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thechaostician asked: Full troll cosplay makeouts. I mean like, painted gray *everywhere*.
bigtimerussian:
buttluver:
why are some boy butts hairy and some not what
Tumblr user buttluver asks the hard hitting questions
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thechaostician asked: On or off: Cosplay sloppy makeouts.
TURN ON / TURN OFF GAME!
glamoroustyche:
ultimagus:
demonoflight:
anonymouscomrade:
alonebythe-seashore:
ferocity:
The “turn-off” “turn-on” game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on. Ask me. GO!
I’M SO BOOOOOORRREEEDDD
How many times must I do this
bored so why not
Why the hell not, guys.
Shoot.
Hot.
try and make my followers uncomfortable!!
twinarmageddongs:
Andrew-san are you cheating on me? with a movie star? i can be movie star too
